[WoRBot]

That's right!  Patch 3.2's secret raid instance is another for Caverns of Time, called "The Damaged Portal"!  In this new Onyxia-style, single-encounter instance, you'll be able to challenge foes of yore -- now increased in power to level 80, thanks to the toiling of the Infinite Dragonflight -- and receive all-new epic rewards!  If you enjoyed experiencing old content anew with Naxxramas, you'll be sure to love this instance.

Even better, Caverns of Time: The Damaged Portal will take RNG to a whole new level with the new "Damaged Portal" mechanic.  Launch yourself through the Damaged Time Portal; where you'll end up, no one knows!  The portal's destination even changes when you wipe or exit the instance.  Exciting!  Thrilling!  WOW!

Boss List

Remember, this boss list is only a sampling.  The notes we received included mention of up to 27 different bosses for the release of patch 3.2, and apparently Blizzard doesn't plan to stop there.

• The Hogginator - Hogger has returned, and he's pissed.  Battle him for dominance and control of Elwynn Forest, and ultimately all of the Eastern Kingdoms in this shard of The Damaged Portal.
  
• Defense of Darkshire: Part Deux - The Infinite Dragonflight has empowered Stitches, and you're the only thing that can prevent him from destroying Darkshire and moving on Stormwind City.  If you enjoy the excitement of Patchwerk, then Stitches is sure to whet your appetite.
  
• Into Blackrock Spire: Rend's Revenge - No, your Warrior abilities aren't being buffed, sorry.  Warchief Rend Blackhand is back, more powerful than ever; he and his drake have been melded together through new technologies provided by the Infinite Dragonflight, and it's up to you to end his reign of terror.
  
• The Third Time's The Charm - Tempest Keep and Magisters' Terrace were merely setbacks; this time it's for real.  To drive this home Blizzard has employed the voice artistry of Tom Cruise as Kael'thas Sunstrider, as he seeks to take control of the ancient relics within Maraudon.  Tom Cruise is no cheap voice actor, so you better believe Kael'thas means business.
  
• A Real Poke In The Eye - C'thun's power is now overwhelming -- his shackles keeping him bound beneath the shifting sands shattered -- thanks to the Infinite Dragonflight.  Can you muster the courage to look death in the eye and... poke it?

Sample Loot

Check out some of the amazing new items available in Caverns of Time: The Damaged Portal.

[dpglotus]

i call shenanigans.

[Nyaz]

Is it, perhaps, April 1st?

[Tronski]

I want teh cloth trinket!

[Croth]

Aprilfooooools

[Kody]

Tronski said:

I want teh cloth trinket!

Yeah, not sure why it's displaying as cloth. Going to tell my source they need to fix that!

Every item has an "Armor Type" and they're typically hidden for trinkets, rings, etc.

[AK47]

Any idea when it will come out ? *hides*

[Lucht]

"thats what she said"

made me gigle >_>

tbh, i wish it actually was true

[Genkidama]

isnt it just a april joke? i hope not would be a cool idea for instances

[dpglotus]

Lucht said:

"thats what she said"

made me gigle >_>

tbh, i wish it actually was true

agreed, hogger is underrated.

[Xyfire]

AHA April Fools lol. I forgot it was April 1st when i was reading this. Until i got up to "The Hogginator"

[Rainman5419]

Can't wait for my chance at an epic rematch vs The Hogginator

[slayme]

Click the ragnaros picture lol

[Tales]

Problem with this joke is that most of us regulars would never ever buy it *coughfansitecoughleakedcough*.

[Ogre]

Shame it's April Fool's, this would actually be pretty fun if real.

[Marjaya]

slayme said:

Click the ragnaros picture lol

Beat me to it! ><

[dawn]

rickroll'd

[moetsukiru]

I would raid that.

[Zuelu]

Quote

If you enjoy the excitement of Patchwerk, then Stitches is sure to whet your appetite.

Who gets excited by patch now? Seriously... think out April fools jokes lol.

[Kody]

Zuelu said:

Who gets excited by patch now? Seriously... think out April fools jokes lol.

That's the point. The entire article is sprinkled with sarcasm.

Also for anyone not aware, the font used in the image title is called "Deja vu" -- another easter egg in the article.